Moving through the phases

Moving through the phases

We're on two and a bit I think

Still no sign of a haircut

And it's Takeaway for a drink

This lockdown has not been easy

Stressing out quite a few

So that might help to explain

That crazy Penney's queue

One woman was there at dawn

Her small child in tow

Another virus of daftness

Honestly I don't know!

They weren't in there buying masks

Tony won't be impressed

If they end up in the hospital

At least they'll be well dressed!

We're moving through the phases

Three might even become Four

I'm going to the hairdressers tomorrow

To set up camp outside the door

If you want to join me

This is what I ask

Pitch your tent 2 metres away

And have a good supply of masks

By Breedge Conway